"This road is either a dead end, or under construction. Feel free to stick around as it could be clearing up any minute. You're probably better off going back though. If you feel like just being lazy you can stick around and try to perilously press with perserverence through this poorly put together paragraph. However I'm sure you'll shortly realize that resistance is futile and you will be assimilated back to the list page. Live long and prosper. You're a wizard, Harry. Now tell me. What's in the box?"
-Darth Vader